White And Nerdy

Em
   They see me mowin'
Bm
   My front lawn
C                     Bm         
   I know they're all thinking 
     Am
I'm so White N' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
   Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Bm                Am
   Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

Em
   I wanna roll with
Bm
   The gangsters
C                 Bm             
  But so far they all think I'm 
   Am
too white n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
   I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm                Am
   Really, really white n' nerdy


[Verse]
            Em
First in my class here at M.I.T.
                  Bm
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
                 C
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
                  Bm               
Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl
          Am
 Grey tea

              Em
My rims never spin to the contrary
            Bm
You'll find they're quite stationary
          C
All of my action figures are cherry
          Bm                 Am
Steven Hawkings in my library

           Em
My MySpace page is all totally 
pimped out
             Bm
I got people begging for my top 8 
spaces
          C
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
             Bm                    
Ain't got no grills but I still 
         Am
wear braces

        Em
I order all of my sandwiches with 
mayonnaise
      Bm
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play
 for days
         C
Once you see my sweet moves you're 
gonna stay amazed,
           Bm                      
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set 
    Am
the place ablaze

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           Em
There's no killer app I haven't run
      Bm
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
          C
Do vector calculus just for fun
              Bm             
I ain't got a gat but I gotta 
              Am
soldering gun

      Em
Happy days is my favourite theme 
song
                     Bm
I can sure kick your butt in a game 
of ping pong
             C
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring 
on
              Bm
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as
 Klingon
Am
   Here's the part I sing on


[Chorus]
Em                     Bm
   They see me roll on,  my Segway!
C               Bm               
   I know in my heart they think 
    Am
I'm white n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
   Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Bm                Am
   Look at me I'm white n' nerdy

Em                       Bm
   I'd like to roll with,   the 
gangsters
C                  Bm             
   Although it's apparent I'm too 
Am
white n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C
   I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm                Am
   How'd I get so white n' nerdy?


[Verse]
Em
   I've been browsing, inspectin'
      Bm
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
               C
The pens in my pocket I must protect
 'em
        Bm            Am
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves 
me bored

Em
Shopping online for deals on some 
writable media
Bm
   I edit Wikipedia
      C
I memorized Holy Grail really well
                  Bm               
I can recite it right now and have 
    Am
you ROTFLOL

          Em
I got a business doing websites
                          Bm
When my friends need some code who 
do they call?
        C
I do HTML for them all
            Bm              Am
Even made a homepage for my dog!

      Em
Yo! I Got myself a fanny pack
                   Bm
they were having a sale down at the 
GAP
                       C
Spend my nights with a roll of 
bubble wrap
              Bm             Am
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin'
 freaky!


[Bridge]
Em                              
   I'm nerdy in the extreme and 
Bm
whiter than sour creme
C                       Bm       
   I was in AV club and Glee club
              Am
 and even the chess team!
     Em
Only question I ever thought was 
hard
       Bm
Was do I like Kirk or do I like 
Picard?
C
Spend every weekend at the 
renaissance fair
Bm                Am
Got my name on my under wear!


[Chorus]
Em
   They see me strollin'
Bm
   They laughin'
C                    Bm
   And rollin' their eyes 'cause
       Am
I'm so white n' nerdy
Em
   Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Bm
   Just because I'm white n' nerdy
C
   All because I'm white n' nerdy
Bm              Am
   Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy

Em
   I wanna bowl with-
Bm
   The gangsters
C                   Bm
   But oh well it's obvious I'm
Am
White n' nerdy
Em
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Bm
   Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
C                        Bm
   I'm just too white n' nerdy
               Am              Em
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!