You're Pitiful

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Weird Al Yankovic - You’re Pitiful

Intro

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           C                 G    

             Am            F

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. 
Should I...Do you wanna start over? 
Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

VERSE 1

C
My life is brilliant
G
Your life's a joke
Am
You're just pathetic
F
You're always broke
C
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
G
really ain't impressing' me
Am
You're suffering' from delusions of
F
Adequacy

CHORUS
F           G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
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F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F                  G
Never had a date
              C   C/B   Am
That ya couldn't inflate
F                       G         Am
And ya smell repulsive too
            F             G       C
What a bummer bein' you

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VERSE 2
C
Well ya just can't dance
G
And forget romance
Am
Everybody you know still calls ya
F
Farty Pants

C                              
But you always have a job well I 
    G
mean
Am                                
As long as you still can work that
                 F
 slurpie machine

 CHORUS
F           G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F                        G
You're half undressed
          C       C/B       Am
Eatin' chips of your chest
F                    G        Am
While you're playin' Halo 2
F               G                C
No one's classier than you

F     C      F     C      F    
La la la la, la la la la, la la
 C      G
 la la, LOSER

F           G
You're Pitiful
C
You're Pitiful
F          G
You're Pitiful
C
It's true
F                                 
Your dog would much rather
  G

        C     C/B      Am
Play fetch by itself
F                              G 
You still live with your Mom and 
                             Am
you're 42
F                            G   
Guess you'll never grow a clue
       Am

F                    G           
When it just sucks to be you
      C