You're Pitiful

intro
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G       G/F#    Em7     Cadd9   x2

verse 1
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G                      G/F#     
My life is brilliant.
Em7     Cadd9


What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. 
Should I...Do you wanna start over? 
Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?

G
My life is brilliant.
G/F#
Your life's a joke
Em7
You're just pathetic
Cadd9
You're always broke
    G
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
        G/F#
really ain't impressing' me
    Em7
You're suffering' from delusions of
       Cadd9      D/F#
Adequacy

chorus
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Cadd9        D/F# Em7          D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Continues after the ad
Cadd9        D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  Cadd9    D/F#           G   
Never had a date That ya 
D/F# Em7
couldn't inflate
      Cadd9      D/F#    Em7
And ya smell repulsive too
            Cadd9 D/F#    G     
What a bummer bein' you
G/F#    Em7     Cadd9


verse 2
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          G
Well ya just can't dance
      G/F#
And forget romance
          Em7
Everybody you know still calls ya
Cadd9
  Farty Pants
    G                       G/F#
But you always have a job well I 
mean
    Em7                          
As long as you still can work 
Cadd9
that slurpie machine








chorus
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Cadd9        D/F# Em7          D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9        D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
  Cadd9    D/F#                 G
You're half undressed Eatin' 
   D/F# Em7
chips of your chest
      Cadd9      D/F#    Em7
While you're playin' Halo 2
            Cadd9 D/F#    G
No one's classier than you

interlude
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Cadd9        Em7          Cadd9     
     D/F#  Cadd9-->D/F#
  La la la la, la la la la, la la la
 la, LOSER

outro
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Cadd9        D/F# Em7          D/F#
You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful.
Cadd9        D/F#      G
You're Pitiful, it's true.
      Cadd9      D/F#         
Your dog would much rather Play 
     G     D/F# Em7
fetch by itself
         Cadd9                  
You still live with your Mom and 
  D/F#        G D/F# Em7
you're 42
         Cadd9   D/F#     Em7
Guess you'll never grow a clue
       Cadd9 D/F#     G
When it just sucks to be you