Chaise Longue

[Intro] G  C  G  C

[First Part]

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Mommy, daddy, look at me
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I went to school and I got a degree
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All my friends call it "the big D"
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I went to school and I got the big D
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I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
G             C
I got the big D
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I went to school and I got the big D

[Second Part]

G                       C
Is your muffin buttered?
G                                                          C
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?
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Excuse me (what?)
  G               C
Excuse me (what?)
  G                C
Hey you, over there
  G                               C
On the chaise longue in your underwear
G                          C
What are you doing sitting down?
G                        C
You should be horizontal now

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Continues after the ad
[Chorus]

G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue

[Third Part]

  G              C
Is your mother worried?
           G                                 C
Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?
 G              C
Excuse me (what?)
 G              C
Excuse me (what?)

G                        C
Hey you, in the front row
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Are you coming backstage after the show?
G                                                   C
Because I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room
G                                           C
And a pack of warm beer that we can consume

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[Pre-Chorus]

G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue

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[Chorus 2]

G                                           C                G
On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, on the chaise longue, on the chaise longue
                            C
All day long, on the chaise longue
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All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
G                                         C
All day long, all day long, on the chaise longue
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On the chaise longue, all day long, on the chaise longue