I Make Hamburgers

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My first customer was Megan
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She came in for a hamburger with 
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the lot -     no meat
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Hey that's a salad roll I said 
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and we started going out

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[Verse 2]
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My second customer was Susan
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She came in for Diet Pepsi morning 
tea
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      Each day and I said You 
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don't need to be on a diet
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Do you wanna come out tonight?

F   Am Em   Dm


[Chorus]
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I said I'll bring Gringo he's got 
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a lot of money
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And he'll take us to the bars 
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where they've got a view
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He'll buy us all those beers they 
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give it to you in bottles
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They put lemon in the top it don't
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 taste too bad I'm   telling you
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telling you


[Verse 3]
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My third customer was Maria she 
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came in for hot chips and sauce
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More sauce she said. I said now 
you're talking
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And she took me home to    meet her 
mother

F   Am Em   Dm


[Verse 4]
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My fourth customer was Sandy she 
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came in for nothing I could see   
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   except me

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So it was I too, was eating a 
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hamburger of sorts within an hour

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[Chorus]
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I make hamburgers I get all the 
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girls
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And I take 'em out to dinner and I 
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give 'em all a whirl
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And If they work I keep 'em If 
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they don't I keep 'em too
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But I teach 'em all how to be 
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dirty girls like you


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