Dumb In Love

G C D7 G

G
I don't want to be an anarchist
                   C
You know I just want someone sweet 
to kiss
       D7
Oh, I just want to be
                          G
Dumb and in love

G
And who else can I donate to?
           C
Played twenty benefits for the ACLU
D7
But I just want to be
                     G
Dumb and in love

G
I don't want to care about modern 
art
                     C
You know I'm so fucking bored of 
acting smart
     D7
And I just want to be
                      G
Dumb and in love

G
Do I have to call my congressmen?
C
I don't even fucking know them
        D7
Oh yes, I just want to be
                      G
Dumb and in love
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G
(Stupid asshole idiot bitch)

G
Dumb
                      C
Dumb and in love
D7
Dumb
                      G      C
Dumb and in love

G
What protest is cool to go to?
         C
What women's right will the 
president undo?
D7
Oh, I miss when I could be
                       G      C
Dumb and in love

G
Who is Wolf Blitzer and why is he 
old?
   C
If there's global warming then why 
am I cold?
      D7
Oh yes, I just want to be
                      G
Dumb and in love

G
And I want to fuck like I'm not 
registered to vote
      C
I want to eat beef on a whale 
fishing boat
      D7
Oh yes, how I long to be
                      G     C
Dumb and in love

G
And I know my problems are really 
small
  C
2016 didn't affect me at all
D7
Oh God, why can't I be
                   G
So fucking dumb


Woo!

G
Dumb
C
Dumb and in love
D7
Dumb
                      G
Dumb and in love
G
(Stupid asshole idiot bitch)

                     C
I just want to be
                      D7
Dumb and in love
G                   C
Dumb and in love
C
(Stupid asshole idiot bitch)