Pobodys Nerfect

E
I’m not a human, I cannot feel pain
G
I don’t have a heart, but I love 
just the same
C
I’ve evolved far beyond what other 
Janets can do
D
So don’t fork with me or I will fork
 with you
E
I’m not a girl, also not a robot
G
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so 
yeah I’m smokin’ hot
C
I can’t die, so remember who you’re 
talking to
D
If you murder me I will reboot and 
THEN I’ll fork with you

[Chorus]
E
I contain all knowledge

But pobody's nerfect
G
I'm a walkie talkie

But pobody's nerfect
C
I create life out of nothing

But pobody's nerfect
D                 Em       C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you
 see
D                  C              G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me


(spoken)
(lightly tap on guitar body)
According to the research I just did
 into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so
 catchy
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you'll never get it out of your 
head!


(sung)[Verse]
E
I keep secrets, helping is my 
passion
G
I rock all shades of 70s flight 
attendant fashion
C
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't 
get the wrong impression
D
I will ruin you while I maintain 
this facial expression
E
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross 
the room
G
I don't sell violins, but I'll 
orchestrate your doom
C
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium
 Place
D
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's 
to save the human race

[Chorus]
E
I'm high in potassium

But pobody's nerfect
G
I'm an amazing jazz drummer

But pobody's nerfect
C
I can explain the time knife

But pobody's nerfect
D                 Em        
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but 
    C
actually
D                 C               G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me

[Bridge]
E
If they call me Helper Woman I don't
 get mad
G
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not 
half bad
C
If they want me to appear, they 
can’t sobriquet it
D
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you 
dare forget it


(spoken)
(lightly tap on guitar body)
I always pop up in whatever 
direction they're not looking - it's
 fun!


(sung)[Chorus]
E
My void is boundless

But pobody's nerfect
G
I count as carry-on luggage

But pobody's nerfect
C*
Again, I can literally create life, 
and I use the passing of time as a 
lotion, like a god
                    C
But pobody's nerfect
D                 Em       C
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but 
seriously
D                  C              G
Nobody's perfect, except probably me

[Otro]
E             C
I could lie, but here's something 
totally true
G*                           C*  
If you touch my friends then 
                 D
Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork 
with you!