Cousin Kevin

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[Verse 1]
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We're on our own,   cousin. All alone, cousin
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Let's think of a game to play, now the grownups have all gone away
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You won't be much fun being blind, deaf, and dumb
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But I've no one to play with today

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Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
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To find me it would take you a week
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But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
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There's a lot I can do with a freak

[Pre-Chorus]
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How would you feel if I turned on the bath,
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Ducked your head under and started to laugh?
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What would you do if I shut you outside
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To stand in the rain and catch cold so you die?

[Chorus]
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I'm the school bully
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The classroom cheat
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The nastiest play-friend
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You ever could meet
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I'll stick pins in your fingers
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And tread on your feet

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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We're on our own,   cousin. All alone, cousin
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Let's think of a game to play, now the grownups have all gone away
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You won't be much fun being blind, deaf, and dumb
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But I've no one to play with today

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Do you know how to play hide-and-seek?
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To find me it would take you a week
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But tied to that chair you won't go anywhere
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There's a lot I can do with a freak

[Pre-Chorus]
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Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
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Would change your expression to one of alarm
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Drag you around by a lock of your hair
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Or give you a push at the top of the stairs

[Chorus]
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I'm the school bully
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The classroom cheat
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The nastiest play-friend
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You ever could meet
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I'll put glass in your dinner
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And spikes in your seat