Cousin Kevin

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[Verse 1]
             Dbsus4 Db          
We're on our own,   cousin. All 
Dbsus4 Db
alone, cousin
      Csus4              C        
Let's think of a game to play, now
     Csus4                   C
 the grownups have all gone away
    Bsus4                   B
You won't be much fun being blind, 
deaf, and dumb
         Bsus4                 B
But I've no one to play with today

       Bbsus4          
Do you know how to play 
          Bb
hide-and-seek?
        Bbsus4                 Bb
To find me it would take you a week
    Asus4                        A
But tied to that chair you won't go 
anywhere
          Asus4               A
There's a lot I can do with a freak

[Pre-Chorus]
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How would you feel if I turned 
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on the bath,
Bb               C         Db
Ducked your head under and started 
to laugh?
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What would you do if I shut you 
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outside
   Bb           C              Db
To stand in the rain and catch 
          Dm C Db
cold so you die?

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[Chorus]
        F  Eb  Db
I'm the school bully
    F    Eb   Db
The classroom cheat
    F  Eb    Db
The nastiest play-friend
    F Eb       Db
You ever could meet
           F    Eb      Db
I'll stick pins in your fingers
    F     Eb      Db
And tread on your feet

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
             Dbsus4 Db          
We're on our own,   cousin. All 
Dbsus4 Db
alone, cousin
      Csus4              C        
Let's think of a game to play, now
     Csus4                   C
 the grownups have all gone away
    Bsus4                   B
You won't be much fun being blind, 
deaf, and dumb
         Bsus4                 B
But I've no one to play with today

       Bbsus4          
Do you know how to play 
          Bb
hide-and-seek?
        Bbsus4                 Bb
To find me it would take you a week
    Asus4                        A
But tied to that chair you won't go 
anywhere
          Asus4               A
There's a lot I can do with a freak

[Pre-Chorus]
F       Dm        F            Db
Maybe a cigarette burn on your arm
      Bb            C           
Would change your expression to one 
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of alarm
F         Dm         F           
Drag you around by a lock of your 
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hair
   Bb         C           Db     
Or give you a push at the top of 
    Dm C Db
the stairs

[Chorus]
        F  Eb  Db
I'm the school bully
    F    Eb   Db
The classroom cheat
    F  Eb    Db
The nastiest play-friend
    F Eb       Db
You ever could meet
         F     Eb      Db
I'll put glass in your dinner
    F      Eb      Db
And spikes in your seat