By Torpedo Or Crohns

F
sleeping late i hear the sad horns

of labor truck sigh

my neighbor walks by
     Am
high heels click dry

like half a proud horse downbrook

i hear somebody's babbling i mistook
      F
for a cavalry whispering victory

to the sparks in their kindling
but but all their green wood's wet 
      Am
and unmet

as of yet by the gases of flame

pressing again the pending physics

of my passed down last name
Bb
living in the tear between two 
spaces condemned

in one of the many places

you're not i am
Dm
hiding from my friends in the 
bathroom at thrift town

to write this tune down.

F, Am, Bb, Dm
dun dun dun etc
(it just doesn't stop)


F
today after lunch, i got sick and 
blew chunks

Continúa después del anuncio
all over my new shoes in the lot 
behind whole foods
          Am
this is a new kind of blues, and 
what about losing
limb or loved one in a duel, 
                          Bb
dissatisfies you or seems just

as a kid i did not shit my pants 
much,

why start now with this stuff

and man i do not bluff
       F
second caller gets bit by a dog or 
jeff dahmer

kisses or stitches, no mitt for 
these pitches
        Bb
liggity lone pone one, master of the
 cheap pun,

if i'm not raw i'm just a bit 
underdone
    Dm
but i'd be okay cool as a rail

if they'd just let us have health 
food in hell

F, Am, Bb, Dm
dun dun etc it just doesnt stop

                 F
good heavens, background radiation

and the black arts of waiting

not the same since i

switched my hair part and started 
shaving
    Am
got hexed my hidden hair gone 
corners

oh i'll never be a joiner

life long local foreigner i
    Bb
raw lung homegrown fake in co-ed 
naked choir

second tenor highest riser blessed 
clever compromiser
     F
yeah i'll be proudly mouthing 
watermelon every song

i put the phone to my ear

but all's i hears a dial tone
          Bb
will they map my skull and wrap my 
bones

when my wig is gone, hmmm?

i'll go unknown by torpedo or crohns
           Dm
only those evil live to see

their own likeness in stone


F, Am, Bb, Dm
dun dun, etc, it just doesnt stop


i cant decide
           F
while i'm alive i'll feel alive
               Am
and what's next

i guess i'll know when i've gotten 
there
         Bb
well i'm alive, i'll feel alive
               Dm
and what's next