F                      Bb
  Strawberries on your birthday Shirley
Dm                         Bb
  The shit I said to hotel managers haunts me
F                     Bb
  Pallbearers of the first string ready
Dm                         Bb
  Discreatly gather in the second floor hallway

[Chorus]
    Dm         F
And I am not okay boys
   Dm         F
No I am not okay
   Dm         F
No I am not okay boys

Dm   F   Dm   Am 
*whistling*   

[Verse 2]
F                      Bb
Itching like an intern with a sunburn
Dm                   Bb
    For what a stone unturned covers
F                            Bb
  I don't wear rubbers and I don't wear sunscreen
Dm                            Bb
  I want to heat my hide, not hide under something

[Chorus]
    Dm         F
And I am not okay boys
   Dm         F
No I am not okay
   Dm         F
No I am not okay boys

Dm   F   Dm   Am 
*whistling*   

[Verse 3]
F                             Bb
  Your mom she sits while her hair is in curlers
Dm                                Bb
  Smokes weed and listens to that Garrison Keillor
F                              Bb
  That's how I'll live when I quit my rap career
         Dm                              Bb
Let her laughter pass the rafters and go out into the atmosphere

[Interlude]
F   Bb   F   Bb
Dm   Bb   Dm   G

[Verse 4]
F                      Bb
  Strawberries on your birthday Shirley
Dm                               Bb
  The shit I said to high school counselors haunts me

[Outro]
    Dm         F
And I am not okay boys