Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle My dear father There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz But of course, I'll care for Nessa But of course, I'll rise above it For I know that's how you'd want me to respond, yes There's been some confusion, for you see, my roommate is Unusually and exceedingly peculiar And altogether quite impossible to describe Blonde What is this feeling, so sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you My pulse is rushing, my head is reeling My face is flushing What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame, does it have a name? Yes, loathing Unadulterated loathing For your face, your voice, your clothing Let's just say, I loathe it all Every little trait however small Makes my very flesh begin to crawl With simple utter loathing There's a strange exhilaration In such total detestation It's so pure, so strong Though I do admit, it came on fast Still, I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing Loathing you my whole life long (Dear Galinda, you are just too good!) (How do you stand it? I don't think I could) (She's a terror, she's a tartar) (We don't mean to show a bias) (But Galinda, you're a martyr) Well, these things are sent to try us (Poor Galinda, forced to reside) (With someone so disgusticified) (We just want to tell you, we're all on your side) (We share your—) (Loathing) what is this feeling? (Unadulterated loathing) so sudden and new? I felt the moment I laid eyes on you (for her face, her voice, her clothing) My pulse is rushing (let's just say) My head is reeling (we loathe it all) Oh, what is this feeling? (Every little trait, however small) Does it have a name? Yes (makes our very flesh begin to crawl) Ah! Loathing (loathing) There's a strange exhilaration (loathing) In such total detestation (loathing) It's so pure, so strong (so strong) Though I do admit, it came on fast Still, I do believe that it can last And I will be loathing (loathing) For forever, loathing (loathing) Truly, deeply, loathing you (loathing you) My whole life long (loathing, unadulterated loathing) Boo! (Ah!)