Fuck Youtube Rewind

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* strum once, immediately mute afterwards
~ strum once, then let it ring

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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YouTube's got their heads so up their arse
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They wouldn't know their Logans from their Jakes
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And I don't think I even have to ask
     C               Am         G   F
Just look at all the money they make

[Verse 2]
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Push down your undesirables and lift up all the fakes
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Make sure you're not liable when they all make mistakes

[Pre-Chorus]
    G              Am
So, fuck the rewind
    F               C  C7
And fuck you Google too
     G              Am
Your site was doing just fine
   F             C  C7
Until along came you

[Chorus]
         G *
Now it's manufactured (Manufactured)
Am *
Corporations (Corporations)
C *
Superficial (Superficial)
D *
Abomination (They're all shit)
   Am           G          F
So please don't ban me for this
         Am *      G *           C
But your site brainwashes little kids

Continues after the ad
[Verse 3]
C                Am     G          F
Biggest thing in years, T-Series v Pewdie
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The bid for your site's number one
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And even though it brought in great swaths of the community
        C *              Am *             G  F
Stephen Colbert flossing was your number one

[Verse 4]
    C      Am        G              F
And Stefan Karl, the man behind the memes
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For several years he was the face of it too
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But not a fucking mention of his tragic passing
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Instead, let's have a vine star or two

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 4]
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Sure, you can skip out Pewdiepie
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And maybe don't include Ugandan Knuckles
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But when a great man like TotalBiscuit has to die
         C *          Am      G
Ignoring that is just fucking disrespectful

[Pre-Chorus]
    G          Am
So, fuck the rewind
    F               C  C7
And fuck you Google too
     G              Am
Your site was doing just fine
   F             C  C7
Until along came you

[Chorus]
         G *
Now it's manufactured (Manufactured)
Am *
Corporations (Corporations)
C *
Superficial (Superficial)
D *
Abomination (They're all shit)
    Am           G          F
And please don't ban me for this
         Am       G             F
But your site brainwashes little kids

[Bridge] (Spoken)
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So how about I control the rewind?
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Let's take out all your advertising-friendly bullshit
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And let's pretend your decades-old community
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Is nothing to be ashamed of
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And let's put forward creators
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Who actually made an impact
    C *
And changed the world
    Am *      G *         F ~
And made it a little less bleak

[Pre-Chorus]
    G              Am
So, fuck the rewind
    F               C  C7
And fuck you Google too
     G              Am
Your site was doing just fine
   F             C  C7
Until along came you

[Chorus]
         G
Now it's manufactured
Am
Corporation
C
Superficial
D
Abomination
   Am           G          F
So please don't ban me for this
                   Am       G      F
Actually, fuck it, just ban me for this

[Other]
   Am       G      F
Oh yes, ban me for this
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But this once great system has gone to fucking shit