Im In Love With An E-Girl

E|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 
B|-----0-----0-----|-----0-----0-----|-----0-----0-----|-----0------0-----| 
G|---0---------0---|---0---------0---|---0---------0---|---0----------0---| 
D|-------7---------|-------7---------|-------7---------|-------10---------| 
A|-----------------|-----------------|-----------------|------------------| 
E|-3---------------|-3---------------|-7---------------|-0----------------| 


[Verse 1]

G
Well, it's 2:45pm
B                     C
Wake up from snoring, open DMs
G
Can of Red Bull by the bed
B                C
Vape is charged, Snapchat’s read

G               B    C
What's popping?
G               B    C
What's popping?

G
She’s beauty, she's grace
          B                     C
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
G
Just a single message more
          B             C
Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord


[Bridge]

G

G              C
I wanna be the guy
         B              Am
That you fall asleep on call with
Am            C
I'll make you forget
      B             Am
Every guy that came before me

B            C
'Cause I like you
    Am           B
And you like my attention
      Am          B
Let's skip to the good bit
            C                 D
Let's consummate our internet connection


[Chorus]

G
I'm in love with an
G
I’m in love with an
B
I’m in love with an
C
With an e-girl

G
I'm in love with an
G
I’m in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


[Verse 2]

G
Mum took away my PS4
     B                         C
So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall
G
I'm not aggressive
B           C
I just ooze masculine passion

G
Did you know I've also got depression?
B                           C
I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention
  G       B                        C
I thought, you could be the one to fix me


[Bridge]

G

G             C
I wanna be the girl
         B                   Am
That you fall asleep on call with
Am        C
Meanwhile I'll
     B               Am
Find other people to talk with

Am              C
'Cause you like me
    B                Am
And I think you're a maniac
      Am          B
Let's skip to the good bit
      C                    D
Let's completely block all contact


[Chorus]

G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl

G
I'm in love with an
G
I'm in love with an
B
I'm in love with an
C
With an e-girl


[Spoken Word]

G
Mum took away my PS4
     B               C
I've said it so many times before
G                      B            C
How can I live on if I keep on collecting

G
These every little slights and and insurrections
         B             C
Constant pain in every dimension
G
My body weeps
B               C
Disbelief heads suspensions


[Otro]

G              C
I wanna be the guy
              B             Am
That you find stalking your affections
B                 C
Your social media scoured
    B                Am
You seek police interventions

             C
Cause I base my
B                   Am
Ideals on obsessive media
Am                  C
Maybe if I act like them
       B             G
You'll respond to my DMs