Internet Ruined Me

[Intro] F#m7  E2  D2  A9
        D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm
        F#m7  E2  D2  A9
        D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm
        F#m7  E2  D2  A9
        D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm

[First Part]

D7M(6/9)                         A9
         My keyboard's like my heart

It shines in RGB
          D7M(6/9)
And it's full of blood
                       A9
I don't know what is wrong with me

But I'm scared
                D7M(6/9)
Pissed off and lonely
                              A9
I have trouble speaking to women

Unless they're 2D
                D7M(6/9)
Or high definition
                             A9
Spend all my time on social media
              Bm
This is the state that I'm in

( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  A9 )

[Second Part]

D7M(6/9)
         My twitter feed's
          A9
Like my brain
                     D7M(6/9)
'Cause I have it on dark mode
                         A9
Memorize everything she says
So I can use it to guess her 
 D7M(6/9)
passcode
                  A9
She's beauty, she is grace

She has a profile picture
        D7M(6/9)
Of her gorgeous face
                      A9
To try and get more sponsors
     Bm               D7M(6/9)
To try and get more sponsors

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[Chorus]

Bm       A9           D7M(6/9)
   But why don't you care?
         Bm                A9
I have spent the past ten years

Of my life
 D7M(6/9)
Making you prepared
          Bm
You're political enough
     A9
But not contrary
 D7M(6/9)
Sexual enough but not enough

To scare me
Bm            A9
   Give me a reason not to be
      D7M(6/9)
On my          knees
    E
The internet has ruined me

( F#m7  E2  D2  A9 )
( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm )

[Third Part]

D7M(6/9)
         Look, I know
                A9
I must sound insane
                        D7M(6/9)
But that's part of the package
                              A9
If she can't handle me at my worst
She don't deserve my mental 
D7M(6/9)
baggage
                          A9
I know you want six foot four

But one foot more
                   D7M(6/9)
And I'd almost be tall enough
To reach the high shelf, be your 
A9
incel
                 Bm
I think I might be
             D7M(6/9)  A9
A threat to myself
             D7M(6/9)
A threat to myself

( A9  Bm  A9 )

[Chorus]

Bm       A9          D6
   But why does she run?
          Bm
When I'm monthly giving her
 A9                 D6
Fifty percent of my income
    Bm             A9
It feels like my ideas of affection
     D6
Are based around artificial 
perfection
Bm         A9         D6
   I just want to appease
E                          F#m7
  The internet has ruined me

( E2  D2  A9 )
( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm )
( F#m7  E2  D2  A9 )
( D7M(6/9)  A9  D7M(6/9)  Bm )

[Outro]

D7M(6/9)
         We used to sleep
              A9
On call together

We used to sleep
              D7M(6/9)
On call together

We used to sleep
              A9
On call together

We used to sleep
              D7M(6/9)
On call together

We used to sleep
              A9
On call together

We used to sleep
              D7M(6/9)
On call together

We used to sleep
              A9
On call together
             Bm
We used to sleep