The Nice Guy Ballad

G       320033
G/F#    200033
Em7     022033
Cadd9   x32033
Cmadd9  x31033
F       xx3233

* strum once

[Intro]

x5                      x1
    G   G/F#  Em7 Cadd9 Gm/Bb Gsus2
E|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--|
B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3---3--|
G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0---0--|
D|----x----x----x----x-|---------|
A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1---0--|
E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|---------|

[Verse]
G  Gsus2     x8

G    G/F#         Em7  Cadd9
M’lady, can you hear me?
G                      G/F#     
Please don’t block my number 
Em7 Cadd9
again
            G                  
Look, I jumped through all your 
  G/F#          Em7             
hoops, we got off on the wrong 
Cadd9
foot
        G      G/F#    Em7 Cadd9
But I want to prove to you.
          G                 G/F#  
That I’m not obsessed with sex
Em7 Cadd9


[Interlude]
G      G/F#   Em7*       Cadd9

[Verse]
G       G/F#    Em7   Cadd9    
Left on seen, another visit to 
      G        G/F# Em7 Cadd9
your Facebook gallery
G         G/F#         Em7  Cadd9
This time not to masturbate
      G         G/F#     Em7 Cadd9
But instead to appreciate
G        G/F#          Em7       
Something no man could do as well
  Cadd9
 as I can
G               G/F#            
Something that shouldn’t be for 
Em7 Cadd9
free
Continues after the ad
         G      G/F#  Em7    Cadd9
Because I’m the only guy for you
     G                G/F#   Em7 
And you’re the only girl for me
Cadd9


[Chorus]
       Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?

[Interlude]
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9

[Verse]
          G           G/F#    Em7
That restraining order, was a bit
    Cadd9
 far
G             G/F#       Em7    
All I did was attach my tracker 
     Cadd9
onto your car
        G          G/F#   Em7    
That’s not a felony, it’s not 
    Cadd9
even a crime
        G            G/F#         
I just want to make sure you’re 
    Em7        Cadd9*
not seeing any black guys
   G          G/F#       Em7     
Oh, who am I kidding? A girl as 
      Cadd9
pure as you
       G      G/F#          Em7  
Would never go for a man like me
Cadd9

         G      G/F#   Em7      
Because you are what reality is 
Cadd9
made of
G        G/F#          Em7
Even the part that’s gritty

[Chorus]
       Cmadd9*
So then why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?

N.C.
Consensually

[Interlude]
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(I’m a gentleman what can I say?)
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(I'm also really mentally stable.)

[Verse]
    G           G/F#     Em7     
I’m gonna kill myself if you 
    Cadd9
don’t go out with me
      G         G/F#        Em7  
I mean, it’s a stretch but blood 
        Cadd9
is my dichotomy
        G    G/F#    Em7    
I mean, come on, I wrote you a 
           Cadd9
fucking song
     G                    G/F# 
I wouldn’t have done this if you 
          Em7*          Cadd9*
weren’t an attractive womon.

G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
(Not… not that you’re just a woman 
to me, I mean I'm a really sensitive
 guy.
G      G/F#   Em7        Cadd9
I can… I can see below the skin.)

[Chorus]
  Cmadd9*
So why won’t you
F*
Show me your tits?

(Repeat Intro for two bars)

[Other] - Chords played like intro
       G            G/F#  Em7 Cadd9
This isn’t where it ends
    G             G/F#            
We all make our mistakes, and the 
  Em7               Cadd9
world will keep on turning
     G           G/F#         Em7
It turns a lot slower, when 
       Gm/Bb
you’re not around
Gsus2
I’ll settle for a picture of your...
 feet
N.C.