Your New Boyfriend

[Intro] G  Bm  Em  Cm

[First Part]

G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd 
be
     Bm
When I was a kid on VoIP
  Em                           
I thought when I get older, I'd 
 C
marry her
  Cm
I told her
    G
But now I'm 26 and I work in an 
office
Bm
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be 
honest
Em                          C
 If I could change a single thing
            Cm             C
I'd make it me and not him

[Chorus]

    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social 
skills
     G                    Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the 
bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody 
quick
C      Cm       A7              
Oh-oh,     your new boyfriend's 
        A7
an arsehole (Woo)

( G  Bm  Em  C  Cm )

[Second Part]

     G
And, yeah, I've met Jared

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(Of course I've met Jared)
    Bm
The one who took you away from me
Em
  You hit it off instantly
  C                          
I know, 'cause you won't stop 
 Cm
telling me
     G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, 
and muscles
Bm
Push against his fashion sense
Em                                
  I've thought about what he looks
           C
 like nude
                   Cm
I'm not gay, though

G                           
'Cause she's living the dream 
                   Bm
(Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G                           
'Cause she's living the dream 
                   Bm
(Living the dream, living the dream)
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen

[Third Part]

G
How on Earth could I be saved?
     Bm
When I'm one click away from insane
                  Em
I just think that I deserve
                C            Cm
A little bit of what I earned
    G
I'm not gonna make another scene
    Bm
The one I made when I was 23
             Em                    
It means I'm not allowed in Disney 
     C  Cm  C
World

[Chorus]

    C
But he's in your bed
    Cm                     G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
    Cm                 G
And he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social 
skills
     G                    Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the 
bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
       G                   Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody 
quick
C      Cm       A7              
Oh-oh,     your new boyfriend's 
        A7
an arsehole

( G  Bm  Em  Cm )

  G                        Bm
I think about you every day (Every 
day)
   Em                          Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can
 I be saved?)
  G                            Bm
I think about him a lot as well (I 
think about him)
Em                             
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell 
Cm
(He's really fine as hell)
       G
'Cause you're beauty
    Bm
And you're grace (You're grace)
     Em                    
Your telephone calls are my 
 Cm
favourite place
G                         Bm
 And I want you to notice me
Em                    Cm
  With no restraining order please 
(Jason Derulo)
G                  Bm
 I want you to care
Em               Cm
 I want to smell your hair

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        C  Cm  G