I Got This Email

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[Verse 1]
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I spent 6 hours watching TV
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Antiques and Jeremy
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Till 4 in the afternoon
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When my mother came in
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Said "it's wearing pretty thin,
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Son you better get a fucking job 
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soon"
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And I went on to the internet
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To see what jobs I could get
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Just to keep my mother satisfied
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But with my degree in aviation
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For every single occupation
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I felt somewhat over qualified
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Then I saw in the corner of the 
screen
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Someone had sent a message to me
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They put certain characters in bold
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I cried tears as I read
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Every single word they said
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All of my problems were solved

[Chorus]
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I said "don't worry mother
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Cos I got this email
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From that prince of some country 
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somewhere
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He said his plan could never fail
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I'll give him all my bank details
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And he'll make me a millionaire"

[Verse 2]
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Next morning I was so excited
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I pissed myself didn't try to hide 
it
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I had pound signs gleaming in my 
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eyes
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But I went on down to Savile Row
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To buy myself a suit of gold
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But they only had silver in my size

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I thought what should I do with all 
this money
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   Oh lord wouldn't it be funny
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If I bought myself a brand new 
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limousine
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So I went down to the limousine shop
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Asked the salesman "what you got?"
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He just stood there staring back 
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at me

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He said "I'm sorry sir we're closing
 down
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No one can afford limousines in this
 town
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I'm broke I'm bankrupt I'll have to
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 sell my kids"
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I said "don't sell your children
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I think I can save them
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Come and take a look at this"

[Chorus]
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I said "don't worry Mr salesman
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Cos I got this email
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From that prince of some country 
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somewhere
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He said his plan could never fail
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I'll give him all my bank details
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And he'll make us both millionaires"

[Bridge]
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Well me and the limousine salesman 
were whistling Dixie at this point
Talking about our suits of solid 
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gold

[Verse 3]
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And suddenly out of the blue
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We saw ourselves a hippie or two
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And they were protesting about the 
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war
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We followed them down to Number 10
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Trafalgar Square then back again
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And then we started banging at the 
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door

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We said "come on David speak to us
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We're tired and we're pissed off
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Some of us are moving to France
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And finally he showed his face
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And after him in second place
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Came Nick Clegg on his Game-boy 
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Advance

[Bridge]
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I said "how you doing Nick? What 
level you on?"
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He said "level 5"
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I said "what game you playing Nick?
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He said "Tetris"
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I said "level 5s pretty easy to get 
to on Tetris Nick"

[Verse 4]
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And then from the crowd
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There came a shout
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And everybody turned to look
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And in the middle of the humdrum
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Was David Cameron's mum
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Standing there shaking her hook

[Bridge]
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She said "David what you doing?
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The country's in meltdown
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I'm buying all my knickers from 
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Primark
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The people are rioting
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The high streets are empty
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The country is going to shit"

[Chorus]
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And David said "don't worry mother
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Cos I got this email
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From that prince of some country 
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somewhere
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He said his plan could never fail
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I'll give him all our bank details
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And he'll make us all millionaires"