E|--4----4--4-4-4\2-0--2-0-0/3-2--0---| B|---------------------------------1--| G|-4--4-5-----------------------------| D|------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------| E|--4--4\2--0-2-2/5-4--2-0------------| B|------------------------------------| G|-4----------------------------------| D|------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------| [Intro] E G# C#m Am E B A E [Primeira Parte] E G# In lipstick on the mirror C#m A Are the lyrics to my obituary E G# In iambic pentameter, followed parameter C#m A Crossing my eyes, dot my T's E G# I was delivered holding scissors C#m A I live deliberately, I’m a quitter C#m And a winner anyway F#m B Cause I never agreed to participate in this game A B Won't follow my dreams E C#m No, they’ve all got me waking up screaming F#m I can’t let them go for me B C After all there is no “I” in team [Refrão] F A And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal Dm Bb I suggest that we keep this informal F A Dm Bb ‘Cause a normal human being wouldn't need F A To pretend to be normal, to be normal Dm Bb Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya! F Dm Gm C To be normal in a way I couldn’t be, yeah yeah Bb C F A Dm Bbm C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally ( F C Bb F Db ) [Segunda Parte] E G# If I could live in third person C#m Well I don’t think life would be A Much worse than it is E In the current tense, presently G# This sentence ending with C#m A Question marks or dot dot dot E G# Is it courageous or escapist C#m A To leave the quarantine when you’re contagious? F#m It may just be a cold B And besides I don’t wanna get old yeah A B I drank myself to death E C#m To be the afterlife of the party F#m When the afterparty came B C I was rolling in my grave [Refrão] F A And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal Dm Bb I suggest that we keep this informal F A Dm Bb ‘Cause a normal human being wouldn't need F A To pretend to be normal, to be normal Dm Bb Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya! F Dm Gm C To be normal in a way I couldn’t be, yeah yeah Bb C F A Dm Bbm C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally ( F C Bb F Db ) [Ponte 1] E Now this is the part of the song G# Where I like to talk to my audience C#m I like to tell 'em there's something I want A From you hep cats tonight E I want you to look to your left G# Look to your right Your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock C#m A Nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight E And I want you to find those points of no return G# Those singularities, those burning rings of fire C#m In the beautiful pupils and the beautiful eyes A Of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both E Or in-between that you brought with you tonight G# And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel C#m A I want you to love the way they so seamlessly E Like a dream for me G# So beautifully, oh so dutifully C#m Jam that square peg in the A Round hole in their hearts! E I want you to tell 'em that you love the way G# C#m That they don't stick out like sore middle fingers A That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve E Stick their flag in the peak G# And slide their way back down! C#m I want you to tell them that you love the way A That they're not maladaptive Not malcontent E Not malignant or maleficent G# But rather that you love them C#m Exactly the way that everybody else is! [Ponte 2] A B I was nothing before E C#m So I couldn’t have asked to be born A B I'll be nothing again E C#m So what am I between now and then? A B Is there nothing to fear? G# C#m Cause shit's getting weird! F#m So to God who made this man B C You better have one hell of a plan! [Refrão] F A And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal Dm Bb I suggest that we keep this informal F A Dm Bb Cause a normal human being wouldn't need, no F A To pretend to be normal, to be normal Dm Bb Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya! F Dm Gm C To be normal in a way that I could never be, yeah Bb C C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah Bb Dm C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah! Bb C F C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally! A Dm Bbm Woah, yeah yeah, woah yeah Bb C C’mon, c’mon, and love me Normally ( F A Dm Bbm ) ( F C Bb F )