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A|------------------------------------|
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A|------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------|

[Intro] E  G#  C#m  Am
        E  B  A  E

[Primera Parte]

   E               G#
In lipstick on the mirror
        C#m           A
Are the lyrics to my obituary
    E                 G#
In iambic pentameter, followed parameter
C#m                      A
Crossing my eyes, dot my T's
        E               G#
I was delivered holding scissors
         C#m               A
I live deliberately, I’m a quitter
      C#m
And a winner anyway
        F#m                B
Cause I never agreed to participate in this game
A              B
Won't follow my dreams
            E                    C#m
No, they’ve all got me waking up screaming
        F#m
I can’t let them go for me
      B                      C
After all there is no “I” in team

[Estribillo]

                  F               A
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
      Dm                    Bb
I suggest that we keep this informal
        F            A                 Dm  Bb
‘Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
                 F            A
To pretend to be normal, to be normal
       Dm                            Bb
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya!
      F          Dm              Gm       C
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be, yeah yeah
Bb                C             F  A  Dm  Bbm
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally

( F  C  Bb  F  Db )

[Segunda Parte]

     E                   G#
If I could live in third person
       C#m
Well I don’t think life would be
     A
Much worse than it is
       E
In the current tense, presently
G#
This sentence ending with
C#m                        A
Question marks or dot dot dot
         E             G#
Is it courageous or escapist
             C#m                       A
To leave the quarantine when you’re contagious?
   F#m
It may just be a cold
      B
And besides I don’t wanna get old yeah
A                  B
 I drank myself to death
          E                C#m
To be the afterlife of the party
         F#m
When the afterparty came
      B             C
I was rolling in my grave

[Estribillo]

                  F               A
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
      Dm                    Bb
I suggest that we keep this informal
        F            A                 Dm  Bb
‘Cause a normal human being wouldn't need
                 F            A
To pretend to be normal, to be normal
       Dm                            Bb
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya!
      F          Dm              Gm     C
To be normal in a way I couldn’t be, yeah yeah
Bb                C             F  A  Dm  Bbm
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally

( F  C  Bb  F  Db )

[Ponte 1]

E
  Now this is the part of the song
                G#
Where I like to talk to my audience
C#m
    I like to tell 'em there's something I want
         A
From you hep cats tonight
E
I want you to look to your left
              G#
Look to your right

Your 12 o'clock, three o'clock, six o'clock
C#m                                       A
Nine o'clock, rock around the clock tonight
                                               E
And I want you to find those points of no return
                                    G#
Those singularities, those burning rings of fire
                      C#m
In the beautiful pupils and the beautiful eyes
                 A
Of the beautiful boy, girl, neither, both
                        E
Or in-between that you brought with you tonight
                         G#
And I want you to tell 'em how you really feel
        C#m                        A
I want you to love the way they so seamlessly
       E
Like a dream for me
              G#
So beautifully, oh so dutifully
C#m
Jam that square peg in the
A
Round hole in their hearts!

E
I want you to tell 'em that you love the way
G#                                               C#m
That they don't stick out like sore middle fingers
                                  A
That they crawl their way up the side of the bell curve
            E
Stick their flag in the peak
        G#
And slide their way back down!
                                 C#m
I want you to tell them that you love the way
                     A
That they're not maladaptive

Not malcontent
E
  Not malignant or maleficent
G#
   But rather that you love them
  C#m
Exactly the way that everybody else is!

[Ponte 2]

A                  B
  I was nothing before
       E                     C#m
So I couldn’t have asked to be born
A                 B
  I'll be nothing again
        E           C#m
So what am I between now and then?
A                      B
  Is there nothing to fear?
      G#           C#m
Cause shit's getting weird!
      F#m
So to God who made this man
           B                  C
You better have one hell of a plan!

[Estribillo]

                  F               A
And I'd rather be normal. Yes, so normal
     Dm                       Bb
I suggest that we keep this informal
        F            A               Dm      Bb
Cause a normal human being wouldn't need, no
                 F             A
To pretend to be normal, to be normal
       Dm                            Bb
Well I guess that's the least that I owe ya!
      F           Dm                     Gm     C
To be normal in a way that I could never be, yeah
Bb                  C
C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah
Bb                  Dm
C’mon, c’mon, yeah, I said c’mon, yeah!
Bb                C            F
C’mon, c’mon, and love me normally!
  A        Dm         Bbm
Woah, yeah yeah, woah yeah

Bb                C
C’mon, c’mon, and love me

Normally

( F  A  Dm  Bbm )
( F  C  Bb  F )