A bad little kid moved into my neighborhood
He won't do nothin' right just a-sittin' got to look so good
He don't wanna go to school and learn to read and write
Just sits around the house and plays that rock-n-roll music all night
Well he puts thumbtacks on teacher's chair
Put chew'n gum in li'l girl's hair

Now Junior, behave yourself!

Buys every rock-n-roll book on the magazine stand
Every dime that he gets, oh is off to the juke box man
Well he worries his teacher till at she's a-ready to poop
> From rockin' and a rollin' spinnin' in a hoola hoop
Well his rock-n-roll has gotta stop, Junior's head is hard as rock

Now Junior, behave yourself OW!

Gonna tell your mamma you'd better do what she said
Get to the barber shop and get that hair cut off your head
You shoot the canary and you fed it to the neighboor's cat
You gave the cocker spaniel a bath in mother's laundromat
Well ya mamma said it's gotta stop, Junior's head is hard as rock

Now Junior, behave yourself