Bad Breath

D G D A D

[Verse 1]
      D
Don't ever complain about nothin'
Before we can walk we all gotta 
  A
crawl
     D                           
Halitosis is a word I never could 
   G
spell
     D                         
But bad breath is better than no 
A            D
breath at all

[Verse 2]
       D
It's okay to say "Hello" to me
But don't get too near if you don't 
       A
wanna fall
     D                             
And don't think you'll love me if 
                    G
my breath melts the wall
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        D                         
'Cause bad breath is better than 
A            D
no breath at all

[Chorus]
             G           D    
I've been a-puffin' on this and 
     A           D
a-suckin' on that
        G          D           A
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
      G        D           A      
The closer we get, you'll have to 
 D
agree
      D                         A 
That bad breath is better than no 
           D
breath at all

[Solo]
D A D G D A D

[Verse 3]
        D
I been talkin' to the man in the 
mirror
And he smells his diet is rot-gut 
    A
alcohol
          D                 
But it's better I guess than 
              G
starvin' to death
     D                         
And bad breath is better than no 
A            D
breath at all

[Chorus]
             G           D    
I've been a-puffin' on this and 
     A           D
a-suckin' on that
        G          D           A
I got feelin' a thousand feet tall
      G        D           A      
The closer we get, you'll have to 
 D
agree
      D                         A 
That bad breath is better than no 
           D
breath at all