Em - 022000
F# - xx4322

[Intro]
Em

[Verse]

       F#
Oh, my lavatory has been my sanctuary

And it's easy for you to laugh at me,
               Em
'Cos i've been thirty good years in the bathroom, baby
                                           F#
Rub-a-dub-dub one man in the tub, and it's me,
                    Em
And it's me, always me


[Chorus]
            A7
And now the time has come to share the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke.
    A7
And now it's time to let you know that it's
B                   A                  F#
only the beat of my heart that is slow.

[Verse]
      F#
Who's fault is this? I deny that it's mine,

I've been stuck in here since nineteen fifty nine,
            Em
Well that's thirty good years in the bathroom, baby

But it's okay, yeah, it's okay
     F#
'Cos when they come to take me away
                                 Em
I will be clean, I will be clean


[Chorus]
             A7
And now the time has come to share the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke.
    A7
And now it's time to let you know that it's
B                   A                  F#
only the beat of my heart that is slow.

[Verse]
               F#
Well i've been thirty years in a bad mood baby,

But it's okay, yeah, it's okay
            Em
'Cos that's better than thirty years on the back seat of a car,

Oh beat me with the pumice stone, eight to the bar

[Chorus]
               A7
And now the time has come to share the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door was broke.
    A7
And now it's time to let you know that it's
B                   A                  F#
only the beat of my heart that is slow.