30 Years In The Bathroom

Em - 022000
F# - xx4322

[Intro]
Em

[Verse]

       F#
Oh, my lavatory has been my 
sanctuary

And it's easy for you to laugh at 
me,
               Em
'Cos i've been thirty good years in 
the bathroom, baby
Rub-a-dub-dub one man in the tub, 
         F#
and it's me,
                    Em
And it's me, always me


[Chorus]
            A7
And now the time has come to share 
the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door 
was broke.
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    A7
And now it's time to let you know 
that it's
B                   A            
only the beat of my heart that is
      F#
 slow.

[Verse]
      F#
Who's fault is this? I deny that 
it's mine,

I've been stuck in here since 
nineteen fifty nine,
            Em
Well that's thirty good years in the
 bathroom, baby

But it's okay, yeah, it's okay
     F#
'Cos when they come to take me away
                                 Em
I will be clean, I will be clean


[Chorus]
             A7
And now the time has come to share 
the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door 
was broke.
    A7
And now it's time to let you know 
that it's
B                   A            
only the beat of my heart that is
      F#
 slow.

[Verse]
               F#
Well i've been thirty years in a bad
 mood baby,

But it's okay, yeah, it's okay
            Em
'Cos that's better than thirty years
 on the back seat of a car,

Oh beat me with the pumice stone, 
eight to the bar

[Chorus]
               A7
And now the time has come to share 
the joke,
         B                     A
That the latch on the bathroom door 
was broke.
    A7
And now it's time to let you know 
that it's
B                   A            
only the beat of my heart that is
      F#
 slow.