INTRO
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VERSE I
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"There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said
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               Confused   you   will    be           He's
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   got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again
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               Annoyed    she   will    be

CHORUS I
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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out
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out

VERSE II
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"There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said
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                 "Abused   you   will   be"         "If you touch
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        a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead"  She said
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          "Oh    joking    you   must   be"

CHORUS II
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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out
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out

BRIDGE
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There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met
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And now there's just pieces of coal
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There was a thought in his head the first time she said
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And now there's just a gaping hole

INSTRUMENTAL
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CHORUS III
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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out
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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out
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Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself 
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ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out

OUTRO
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                                                  They call him the
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           Crayola    Kid, yeah  look what he did with his 
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          crayons and stuff but, that's not enough, no
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          that's not enough,     that's not enough,Crayola  
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          Kid.