Hit And Miss Judy

E            B7         B       

    E

E                                 
Working at the bank and counting 
                 B7
out the money for no thanks
B                                 
Going down the drain she's only 
     E
got herself to blame
E                                 
Going round in circles arriving 
                  B7
back at where she's coming from
B                                  
Life for Miss Judy surely can't be 
E
any fun
A                                 
She bends down and whispers things
         E
 in your ear
    A                B7           
But Judy girl that's not the kind 
           E
of things I wanna hear
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
    A                              
The world's only here for girls 
            E
like you to be rude in it
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                                 
Keep on trying you're sure to fire
       B7
 off a direct hit

E                                 
Working all day for the pleasure 
              B7
of beholding a heaven on earth
B                                 
Life for Miss Judy it's an endless
               E
 succession of physical jerks
E                                 
Blown with all the elegant charm 
                B7
of a monogrammed handkerchief
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B                                 
Judy stands serene in a palace of 
               E
sin beyond her wildest dreams
A                                 
She bends down and whispers things
         E
 in your ear
    A                B7           
But Judy girl that's not the kind 
          E
of things I wanna hear
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
   A                               
The world's only here for girls 
            E
like you to be rude in it
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                                 
Keep on trying you're sure to fire
       B7
 off a direct hit

E              B7         B

A/C#
Sometimes she thinks she'll get away
 with it
    E
She might just hit the target
    A/C#                   A
But Judy girl I wish you'd call it a
 day
      A/C#               B7
Oh my darling you're so alarming 
(alarming)
    E                          
She scares me to death with the 
                        B7
effort of trying to be everybody's 
friend
              B
I see they've regrouped on the 
highway now and everyone involved
        E
Is going round the bend
         E                         
But when Judy takes aim you won't 
                    B7
be seeing anyone for miles and miles
          B                   
'Cause if Judy hits the target 
                         E
you're guaranteed to be paralysed

               A             
And then she'll bend down and 
                        E
whisper things in your ear
    A                B7           
But Judy girl that's not the kind 
          E
of things I wanna hear
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
   A                               
The world's only here for girls 
            E
like you to be rude in it
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                                 
Keep on trying you're sure to fire
       B7
 off a direct hit

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(x2 then fade)
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(Try sliding from an A into the B 
chord quickly over each 'Oh, oh, 
oh')