Johnny 'whooped' and threw up his hands
and said it doesn't get much better than this
Janey found a tarnished heart
and threw me a desparate kiss
And I was trying every lock
to try to find a key that would fit
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
collected everything I could use
and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
Johnny kneeled and measured his feet
for the idiot's hall of fame
Janey shined a tarnished heart
and told Cupid to take game
and I raised a toast to Peggy Lee
'cause there had to be more to this game
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
collected everything I could use
and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
I grabbed my hat, picked up my shoes
collected everything I could use
and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues
Johnny finally got a clue
and he headed far around the bend
and Janey put away her heart
and moved in with a very good friend
and I put my toes in the water
and I jumped back in again
I got my hat, picked up my shoes
collected everything I could use
and I made my way out alive with the Woodshed Blues