Longs Boards Are Wrong Boards

Phish and skateboarding is an oxymoron.
A rolling disgrace.
A slap in the face.
A fucking eyesore.
I clench my fists because you take no risks.
You wear berkenstocks so you can't do tricks.
Should've stuck to hacky sack.
When I look at you my eyes roll back.
You're a fucking joke.