Mescal in a bottle
And a baby on a boob
Hair dyed blonde for nobody
Nobody move!

I wasn't gonna hurt you
Why, I’ve heard that one before
I wasn't gonna hurt you
I've said that one before!

Flip-flops turned grey
And foot twisted round the wrong way
Puff puff!

She is and was passed out
And will always be passed about
As it was in the beginning
She is still passed out
Your paid half already!

A bar named smirk smirk smirk!
A jerk shack named the gut
And again, no clothes!
A square of foam to pad her back
Again, no clothes!
A carpet sampled to pad her back
Dunk, dunk!
Dunk, dunk!
Who is it?!

Smile, donut!
For lip liner: Pee-pee and rubber tubes
Smile, donut!
Smile, donut
Smile, and then don’t
Smile, and then don't!