Toys

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[Verse 1]
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Sindy's spending too much money on clothes
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Ken is going back to Gay Bob
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The Teddy bears swear the neighbourhood's gone
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Since the moving in of Golliwog
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Rag doll gets beaten up by the Action Man
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The one with the real life hair
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He walks and he talks in a commanding voice
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But sexually he's not all there.


[Chorus]
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Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
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What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
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Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
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Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em


[Bridge]
   F#7
If toys are quarreling amongst themselves
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What hope is there now for the world?


[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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The smell of smoke hanging thick over funland
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As the older toys are pushed down a ramp
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The microchip master race are melting them down
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In a dolly concentration camp
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The world's gone mad but in miniature
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The kids can only do what they feel
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See them copy what their parents have done
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'Til they're old enough to do it for real


[Chorus]
   E    C#m7                F#m7   B7
Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
     E     C#m7             F#m7   B7
What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
   E    C#m7               F#m7      B7
Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
E        C#m7/F           F#m7     B7
Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em


[Bridge]
   F#7
If toys are quarreling amongst themselves
     B7                        D7
What hope is there now for the world?

[Solo]
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                    Burn!
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[Chorus]
   E    C#m7                F#m7   B7
Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
     E     C#m7             F#m7   B7
What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
   E    C#m7               F#m7      B7
Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
E        C#m7             F#m7     B7
Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em
   E    C#m7                F#m7   B7
Oh dear what can the matter be, my children sweet children
     E     C#m7             F#m7   B7
What gives down in the nursery, my children sweet children
   E    C#m7               F#m7      B7
Oh dear what if the cradle falls, my children sweet children
E        C#m7             F#m7     B7
Toys are only human after all, who killed 'em we killed 'em (to fade)