Big Girl

             F
You're a big girl
                    Am
Cause you've eaten too much
                       Dm          
And your pants don't fit around 
         C
your waist
               Bb             
You just eat pie always really 
      F
hungry
               Bb             
You just eat pie always really 
      C
hungry
               F
You're a big girl
                  Am
And its gone too far
                     Dm         
But you can't get enough of that 
             C
sugary taste
           Bb                      
Like a burger and fries you're 
         F
going supersize
  Gm
Straight to your thighs

F

[Chorus 1]

         Bbmaj7
And you eat
         Gm
And you eat
         C
All day long
         Gm            Am    Dm
Piles of twinkies and ding-dongs
            Bbmaj7             
Double cheesecake and chocolate 
    Gm
flakes
      G
You can eat a footlong, take it down
 in one
     C
And still have room for popcorn 
cause

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[Verse 2]
         F
You're a big girl (big girl)
        Am
And you've gotten too fat
          Dm                     C
Ate a double cheeseburger on the way
 (big girl)
             Bb               
You just eat pie always really 
     Am
hungry
             Gm               
You just eat pie always really 
      C
hungry

         F
You're a big girl (big girl)
         Am
Eaten way too much
         Dm                C
And it makes you feel worse everyday
 (big girl)
            Bb                   
Life would be better if you could 
Am
just be thin
            Gm                  F
Could just be thin

[Chorus 2]
        Bbmaj7
But that's wrong
       Gm
You're amazing
          C
Here at Sips Co (here at Sips Co)
               Gm         Am       
We think you're beautiful as you 
Dm
are

         Bbmaj7
Just so you know
                Gm
Lunch is sloppy joes
            G
Yeah big girls like you are needed 
all year round
  C
Working at Sips Co

[Verse 3]
          F
Oh you're a big girl (big girl)
           Am
But we love you so much
             Dm                C
We give out free passes to the cafe 
(big girl)
        Bb                      Am
You can eat pie on the Sips Co money
        Gm                      C
You can eat pie on the Sips Co money

        F
You're a big girl (big girl)
            Am
Help yourself to ice cream
                 Dm                
Cause we've got to keep you in 
  C
shape
         Bb                        
Hey honey, have you seen these 
 Am
great waffles
         Gm                  
Say honey, have a sip of this 
       C
milkshake
        Bb                      
Say honey, have you got room for 
   Am
pizza?
        Gm                 F
It's all for free

[Other]
Bb                  Am
Oh yeah, Sips Co money
Gm             F
You're big
Bb         Am
So so very big
F
But it doesn't even matter