Brand New Friend

C                                             G
Walking out one morning and the snow was all around
F                                        G
Saw a little doggie in the local village pound
C                                            G
He was all cold and cute and was looking so alone
F                                               G
My rocky heart just melted so i had to take him home

[Pre-Chorus]
A         G         C    G    F
Brand new friend at christmas time
    F        G
But i didn't know

[Chorus]
C
Mandrew was a superdog it's true
C
You can tell from his bright green glowing poo
F
Saves the world one dog treat at a time
F
Fetches sticks and he fights crime

C
Saved a man who was falling off a log
C
Stopped a car crashing into a bog
F
Picked up all the litter in the park
F            G
Rescued some kittens from a shark

C
Stopped a volcano from erupting
C
Then fought some robots in Beijing
F
Foiled a big bank robbery in town
F           G
Always puts the toilet seat down

[Verse 2]
C                                             G
Walkies out with mandrew and the snow is all around
F                                               G
But then he runs off madly and is nowhere to be found
C                                                   G
I'll be waiting for you when you find your way back here
F                                                G
I got you loads of presents and a massive keg of beer

[Pre-Chorus]
A         G         C    G    F
Brand new friend at christmas time
F              G
Where have you gone

[Chorus]
C
Rescued pirates from their sinking ship
C
Joined a circus, did a cool backflip
F
Pushed a meteor away from Earth
F                 G
Helped a pregnant lay-dee to give birth

C
Won the nobel prize in Chemistry
C
Then went back to his school for his PhD
F
Stopped a fire from burning priceless art
F            G
Fixed global warming with a massive fart

[Pre-Chorus]
A    G        C    G    F
All alone, on christmas time
F             G
But it's okay because

[Chorus]
C
Mandrew was a superdog it's true
C
But everythings easier with two
F
Every hero needs a good sidekick
F           G
Just let me get my pick!

C
Fought some ninjas then defused a bomb
C
Won king and queen at the high school prom
F
Dived down to fight the giant squid
F                   G
Caught an ice cream cone dropped by a kid

C
Gave our seats to a lady on the train
C
Stole the moon and put it back again
F
Did some taxes went to outer space
F                 G
Beat trump in the presidential race

C
Won gold and silver at the olympics
F
For drinking beer and fetching sticks
C
Climbed everest just for a good time
G
Drank all the Pope's super special wine

C
Helped out santa by pulling his sleigh
F
Barked the route to show him the right way
C
Dog and dwarf together kick some arse
G                             C
Friends forever, Merry Christmas