Screw The Nether

Intro: Bm Em
                   Bm
It’s deep underground

Past the bedrock
                - D -
But don’t dig straight down
       - A -
You’ll regret that
             Em
But now you feel brave, equipped 
with your spade

To roam in these caves
                Bm
Not looking for gold

This stuff’s purple
           - D -
Or so I’ve been told
      - A -
By some people
              Em
I’ll find a few bricks

When the two of these mix

With a couple of clicks
- no chord -
I’ll be swinging my pick


Bm            - D -
This is all the prep that I go 
through
- A -
Even if my tools are just make do

             Em
Moving to the Nether
          - D -
I’m moving to the Nether
          - A -
I’m moving tooooooo the Nether.

Bm           - D -
Ten blocks is the magical total
- A -
Cause that’s enough to build up my 
portal

             Em
Moving to the Nether
          - D -
I’m moving to the Nether
          - A -
I’m moving tooooooo the Nether.

            Bm
Welcome to hell

Weather’s great here
                - D -
So pull up a chair
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       - A -
Have a cold beer
             Em
You can live by the sea, so happy 
you’ll be

With your cobblestone tree
                Bm
Oh! The neighbours aren’t bright

They’re delicious
           - D -
We eat bacon all night
      - A -
It’s nutricious
              Em
Hear all of them squeal

From the damage I deal

There’s plenty to steal
Bm
Hack and slash, golden nuggets? I’m 
rich!


Chorus:
Bm             - D -
Who care’s if we’re giving up 
sunlight?
- A -
Glowstone’s all we need to keep 
things bright

             Em
Down here in the Nether
          - D -
We love it in the Nether
          - A -
You’ll love it iiiiiiiiin the Nether

Bm           - D -
Don’t expect to see any creepers
- A -
That’s one of my favourite features
              Em
Down here in the Nether
          - D -
We love it in the Nether
          - A -
You’ll love it iiiiiiiiin the Nether
Bm        - D -                 - A
  You gotta learn, you have to 
 -
fight
              Em
There’s mobs but it’s not night
Bm                     - D -
  A wooden sword won’t do it
                       - A -
They’re gonna blast right through it
                    Em
You got a potion use it

Bm                - D -
  So watch your back
                   - A -
I won't warn you twice
             Em
Fight that Ghast, Ooh! Make you cry
Bm                    - D -
  They shoot the ground around you
                       - A -
Making holes to fall through
                    Em
You know you’re probably going to

And there you go- In the lava again!

Chorus:
Bm             - D -
Feels like hell the things I’ve just
 been through
- A -
Won’t believe a word when I tell you

             Em
Know what, screw the Nether
          - D -
You know what? Screw the Nether
          - A -
You know what, screeeeew the Nether.

Bm           - D -
Can’t believe I lost my new gear too
- A -
Think I’d better come and rejoin you

             Em
Know what, screw the Nether
          - D -
You know what? Screw the Nether
          - A -
You know what, screeeeew the Nether.

(Repeating Bm D A Em for Lewis’ 
speaking part)
That's it, I'm sick of this place,
It sucks,
It's too hot,
It never rains,
I'm sweaty,
All my clothes are dirty,
and filthy,
and on fire.

I'm absolutely sick of this place,
Ahrm, I miss nature,
All the pigs, and the cows, and all 
that... sheep 'n stuff,
I didn't think I'd miss it, but I 
do!
Oh my god!

How sad...
I wish...
I wish I could just return to the 
normal world again.