Cathys Clown

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B|-----3---3---6-------3--3--6---|
G|-----2--(4)-(5)------2-(4)-5---|
D|-0-0---0---0---0-0-0--0---0--0-|
A|-------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------|

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D| (repeat x4) 
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D5   Cadd9    E5    A-Asus4-A-ASus4 
   x2

(continue A-Asus4-A-Asus4 throughout
 song)

[verse 1]

    D5     Cadd9       E5      A
The weightlifter and a library 
        D5   Cadd9  E5   A
tech you know
D5    Cadd9  E5             A   
Made a big decision in the 
   D5   Cadd9  E5   A
magazine row
      D5     Cadd9     E5        
I'll open my catalogue just 
      A      D5   Cadd9  E5   A
enough to let you in
     D5 (N.C.)                      
    D5  Cadd9 E5  A
Continues after the ad
And she'll drop beers like you drop 
vitamins

[chorus]

F5                         
Did you ever never wanna let 
            D5
somebody down?
F5                                
Was you ever thinking that you'd 
           E5                A
be Cathy's clown now she's around

[verse 2]

    D5      Cadd9         E5     
The protein pills and the 
        A          D5  Cadd9  E5   A
g-strings you left in her flat
    D5   Cadd9     E5             
Are just enough to get your dewey 
 A       D5  Cadd9  E5   A
decimal back
D5         Cadd9     E5         
Lift her to work, before your 
    A          D5  Cadd9  E5   A
daily workout begins
     D5 (N.C.)                      
    D5  Cadd9  E5   A
And she'll stack up like you stack 
vitamins

[chorus]

[outro]

D5  Cadd9  E5  D#5     x8

Dmaj7

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Requested by Bob Mileo