Em                        C
You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
G                              D
It might sound kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
Em                        C
And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
G                              D
I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
Em                        C
Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
G                              D
Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
Em                        C
You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
G                              D
But honestly, I'm sort of ah zombie. ah

[Verse 1]
Em                        C
I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
G                              D
May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
Em                        C
What's with the shouting? I ain't wishing you harm.
G                              D
You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
Em                        C
Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
G                              D
But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
Em                        C
So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
G                              D
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

[Chorus]
Em                        C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
G                              D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Em                        C
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
G                              D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

[Verse 2]
Em                        C
Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
G                              D
That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
Em                        C
I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
G                              D
When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
Em                        C
Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
G                              D
Undead but you make me feel alive.
Em                        C
And when I chase you through the graveyard
G                              D
It feels like foreplay. (Feels like foreplay.)

[Verse 3]
Em                        C
If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
G                              D
When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
Em                        C
We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
G                              D
When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
Em                        C
And errbody love you, and you can sing along
G                              D
to this post-apocalyptic, post-mortem love song.
Em                        C
So give me a chance, girl. You know I'll be worth it.
G                              D
Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.

[Chorus]
Em                        C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
G                              D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Em                        C
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
G                              D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.

[Outro]
Braaa-aaains. braaa-aaaains
brains brains ( x2 )

Em                        C
I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
G                              D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
Em                        C
I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
G                              D
Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.