Em C You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around. G D It might sound kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town. Em C And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look G D I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook. Em C Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to G D Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you? Em C You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly, G D But honestly, I'm sort of ah zombie. ah [Verse 1] Em C I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I G D May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside. Em C What's with the shouting? I ain't wishing you harm. G D You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm. Em C Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true, G D But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. Em C So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it. G D Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. [Chorus] Em C I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Em C I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. [Verse 2] Em C Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet G D That I've got an appetite for human flesh. Em C I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that G D When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected. Em C Cause I fell in love with you and I'm G D Undead but you make me feel alive. Em C And when I chase you through the graveyard G D It feels like foreplay. (Feels like foreplay.) [Verse 3] Em C If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly G D When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty. Em C We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie G D When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie. Em C And errbody love you, and you can sing along G D to this post-apocalyptic, post-mortem love song. Em C So give me a chance, girl. You know I'll be worth it. G D Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect. [Chorus] Em C I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Em C I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. [Outro] Braaa-aaains. braaa-aaaains brains brains ( x2 ) Em C I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark. G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains. Em C I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you. G D Oh I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.