Bruh Moment

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CashMoneyAP
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[Chorus]
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Hopped onto PornHub, I'm boutta beat my dick (Nice)
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Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click (Okay)
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I was boutta nut then I realized something's wrong (What?)
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I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?
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Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment
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Woah, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit?
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Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
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I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys


[Verse]
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Now I'm really freakin' out, I just don't know what to do
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No, my teacher's a hoe, but I still gotta go to school, tho
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I thought for a while then I came up with a plan
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Now I might finesse my teacher for like twenty fuckin' bands
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So I pull up to class, I ain't even got a backpack
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My teacher turned around and I start staring at her fat ass
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She told me to stay after, I can't contain my laughter
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Extortion on my mind just like a 1300s pastor
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My teacher told me "Boy, you better start paying attention"
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"If you keep actin' up then imma put you in detention"
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I said "I don't give a fuck, because I've seen you takin' dick"
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"So just gimme all your money or I'm boutta fuckin' snitch"
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She started starin' at me and then she laughed
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She reached in her pocket then she pulled out a badge
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S.W.A.T. Team kicked down the door, now I'm trapped
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I'm boutta go to jail just for lookin' at some ass?


[Chorus]
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Hopped onto PornHub, I'm boutta beat my dick (Nice)
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Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click (Okay)
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I was boutta nut then I realized something's wrong (What?)
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I think that that's my teacher, what the fuck is goin' on?
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Wait, hold it, I just had a fuckin' bruh moment
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Woah, bitch, why the fuck my teacher on some hoe shit?
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Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
E                       N.C.
I just saw my teacher getting fucked by five guys