Hey, this is Stacy
Me and the girls are having a sleepover tonight
And we're gonna have pillow fights
And compare bra sizes and it's gonna be super fun
You should totally come, okay bye, bestie

I remember last year all these bitches called me lame
I would pour out all my feelings but they never felt the same
So I quit all the simpin' and pretended I was gay
Now I think they're fuckin' with me

'Cause I'm a L-G-B-T-Q imposter
Got cut last year, now I've made the roster
Even though you may think I'm a monster
I'm just tryna see some titty

Like damn, I never thought this would work
I'm boutta see these bitches twerk
Don’t know what to do
Just hopin' that I play it cool
When they start to take off their shirts
I gotta come up with a plan so that I don’t get exposed
'Cause I'm just tryna see some titties and then flex on my bros
I pull up to her place, feeling great nothing can stop me
Then to my surprise, I walk inside and I see her papi
I told him "Hey, it's nice to meet you, sir, I really am gay"
And then I kissed him on the cheek to prove that I wasn’t straight
So when I walked up in the room, I was feeling pretty arrogant
Girls all around me I'm just trying not to stare at 'em
They started a feud 'bout who had the biggest boobs
When they asked for my opinion I said I'll need a comparison
Like holy fucking shit, can’t believe what I just did
I can’t wait to tell the boys that I’ve been looking at some tits
I was admiring every breast to make sure they weren’t forgotten
When I looked down at my dick and it was softer than cotton

It was right then and there when I finally saw the truth
I'm not interested in girls and I think that I like dudes
So when Stacy asked me who had the biggest boobs
I said that they were all flat

I was an L-G-B-T-Q imposter
Got cut last year, then I made the roster
I know Stacy thinks that I'm a monster
I guess that I deserve that

Who am I
I don’t know
What to do
Where to go
Who am I (Who am I, who am I, who am I)
I don’t know (I don’t know, I don't know, I don't know)
What to do (What to do, what to do, what to do)
Where to go (Where to go, where to go, where to go)