Stewie Griffin

(ShyGuyMadeIt)

I got a football head like Stewie Griffin
I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln
I used to be a flying squirrel back in ‘03
Sandy, she live in a tree
Yesterday, I tried to eat my TV
Until I figured out I eat notebooks
My lunch ladies, they ain’t know how to cook
My lunch lady had a mole on her face

I got powers from jumping in toxic waste
I eat cheese 'cause I am a mouse
My next door neighbor strangle cats
So I knew to keep my cats away from his house
I tripped over my feet one time
That’s because my feet was bigger than my body
One time, somebody said I look like a gopher
I just found out Lord Farquaad look like Michael Jackson
I don’t know how to rap, this whole time I’ve been talking
I ain’t got no car so you know I am walking
Went back to the old days ‘til they tried to feed me to the dragon
I don’t want no carrots, no, I'm not a rabbit

I got a football head like Stewie Griffin
I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln
I used to be a flying squirrel back in ‘03
Sandy, she live in a tree
Yesterday, I tried to eat my TV
Until I figured out I eat notebooks
My lunch ladies, they ain’t know how to cook
My lunch lady had a mole on her face

Jumped in the water tryna be Mermaid Man
She say she like me 'cause I live in a can
I think that’s better than living in your van
I changed my name, my new name Lizard Man
I went to Antarctica and got caught in a blizzard
I got a big red dog, his name Clifford
I tried to have a hype battle with Mr. Great Khali
I tried to have a star-off with the Sun and I lost
Somebody in the audience called me a pickle head
I ain’t got no water bed, I got an air bed
I ran in the forest naked like Tarzan
Drove off a cliff and started flying like Superman

I got a football head like Stewie Griffin
I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln
I used to be a flying squirrel back in ‘03
Sandy, she live in a tree
Yesterday, I tried to eat my TV
Until I figured out I eat notebooks
My lunch ladies, they ain’t know how to cook
My lunch lady had a mole on her face

Jumped in the water tryna be Mermaid Man
She say she love me 'cause my house is a can
I think that’s better than living in your van
Changed my name, now my name Lizard Man
Went to Antarctica and got caught in a blizzard
I got a dog, he red, his name is Clifford
I got a football head like Stewie Griffin
I changed my name to Abraham Lincoln