Mr. McCullough's lust

I'm young and respected man, yea I am
I love my kids and especially my wife
In carage I'm having a brand new trans-am
Got a well-payed job so I enjoy my life.

refrain:
There is a farm near of our house
And there's a field full of cows
So I climb on a chair without a fear
And spend the whole night with my two-horned dear