Sufferin' bastard
Yup
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Every time I go out to look for a job
It's damn sure I don't get far
'Til I get hit by a car (no)
The most unfortunate person that ever lived
If I start on something it won't work out
I fuck up everything.
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Why me?
Oh Lord why please tell me why?
(I'm the) Sufferin' bastard
Not good for anything
Everlasting loser
I wanna die
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Oh the pain
The most unfortunate person that ever exist
No friends no flat no tv no money
I think I'll lock myself in the bathroom and slit my wrist
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