Crooked Teeth

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[Verses]
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[Verse 1]
Am                 C
If two fill-ups is all it costs
  G                   Am
I guess I'll make the drive
Am            C
Down past the Texas line
     G             Am
make sure he's not alive
Am                  C
Dumped him off of a river bridge
       G        Am
in the fall of '84
Am                   C
Word got 'round that he climbed out
        G               Am
of that muddy Red River floor


[Break]
(Am C G Am)
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E|------s----------------3-----------x--s--| 


  Am                  C
Lost my bride to the finest man
    G                   Am
she claims to have ever known
Am             C
She got to the parking lot
    G                  Am
his knees were already blown
Am             C
Love is such a mighty drug
  G             Am
a mightier disease
       Am                  C
Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge
         G               Am
with one eye and crooked teeth
    G                Am
One eye and crooked teeth
    G                Am
One eye and crooked teeth
    G                Am
One eye and crooked teeth


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[Break]
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D|--------2-----2--0-----------------| x2 
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[Chorus]
     Am                C               G              Am
Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine
      Am            C                G          Am
Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines
  Am                C             G         Am
I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured
 Am               C         G                     Am
Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured


[Break]
(Am C G Am)
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B|------s----------------------------1--s--|    
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A|--0---s--2-3-------------0h2-------0--s--|    
E|------s----------------3-----------x--s--|    


[Verse 3]
         Am             C
And I'll drive through Colorado
     G                 Am
on a rocky stretch of road
     Am         C
with no one who loves me
          G               Am
as far as telephone poles go
  Am           C
I wish I was a trustin' man
      G               Am
but a trustin' man is weak
    Am               C
The only thing worth trustin' is
     G                     Am
some brass through crooked teeth
     G                     Am
some brass through crooked teeth
     G                     Am
some brass through crooked teeth


[Break]
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B|-----------------------------------|    
G|--2v--0----------------------------|    
D|--------2-----2--0-----------------| x2 
A|-----------3-----------5--3--------|    
E|--------------------3--------5v----|    


[Chorus]
     Am                C               G            Am
Your crooked teeth are floatin' and my lady's restin' fine
      Am            C                G          Am
Seven miles out of Bismarck next to Bakken Oil lines
  Am                C             G         Am
I laid her down so softly and so kindly reassured
 Am               C         G                     Am
Love it ain't for tamin', a disease that can't be cured


[Solo]
(Am C G Am) (x4)
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D|-5/7------------------------------------7---5-5h7--------------------------|  
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|  
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|  

E|------------8-10b-8-8h10-8-----12-10-8-------------------------------------| 
B|-----8-8h10----------------------------10----------------------------------| 
G|-7/9---------------------------------------------5-5h7p5-5-----------------| 
D|---------------------------------------------5h7---------------------------| 
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| 


[Verse 2]
Am                   C
Lost my bride to the finest man
    G                   Am
she claims to have ever known
Am             C
She got to the parking lot
    G                  Am
his knees were already blown
Am             C
Love is such a mighty drug
  G             Am
a mightier disease
       Am                  C
Bet he misses her floatin' past the barge
         G               Am
with one eye and crooked teeth


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| h  Hammer-on
| p  Pull-off
| x  Dead note
| b  Bend
| /  Slide up
| \  Slide down