Is that a baton in your pocket
Or are you just happy to see me?
She puts the short in shorty
And he looks like he wants to chase me

Cop cuties, cute and on duty
Navy blue booties
Go ahead and lock me up

I'm doing tax fraud and arsons
Navy blue booties
Arrest me but make it sexy
Sell me some meth please

With his daddy cop walk
And his daddy cop arms and his daddy cop butt

Cop cuties, cute and on duty
I've got my own cuffs
Let me lock you up

I've got my own cuffs
Let me lock you up
They're made of pink fluff
Let me lock you up

Arrest me, but make it sexy
Arrest me, but make it sexy, yeah