All The Fun That We Missed

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[Verse 1]
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Out in the audience we saw Vince 
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Van Patton
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but he didn't come back stage, had 
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to study his Latin.
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Gettin' cigarettes the clerk said 
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we were liars.
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Buddy, we saw Agnes Moorehead and a
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 blink expires.

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[Verse 2]
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Carol said: hey, do you guys want 
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to help save the whales?
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We said: well, sure, Carol, how 
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much are you gonna pay us?
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We had to sign the papers and then 
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we drove away,
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we better leave the porch light on 
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just in case.
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When we got back the TV was on fire
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and we hoped all the comotion would
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 attract a buyer.

[Chorus]
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And now we're thinkin' about all 
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the fun that we missed,
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(and now we're thinkin' about) all 
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the fun that we missed,
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(and now we're thinkin' about) all 
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the fun that we missed,
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thinkin' about all the fun that we 
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[Verse 3]
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  Down home Assumption Rae girl,
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she was sittin' on a folding chair 
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and eatin' a package of Necco 
wafers.
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But I can help to pose a question 
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to you.
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  Do you think I look like 
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Mitchell Frew?

[Chorus]
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And now we're thinkin' about all 
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the fun that we missed,
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(and now we're thinkin' about) all 
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the fun that we missed,
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(and now we're thinkin' about) all 
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the fun that we missed,
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thinkin' about all the fun that we 
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[Verse 4]
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If Jesus came today
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he'd probably wear polyester or 
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ranger flights, anyway.
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All the people who care about 
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fashion stuff,
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well, they'd ignore him and they'd 
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be out of luck.

[End-Chorus]
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And now we're thinkin' about all 
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the fun that we missed,
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(and now we're thinkin' about) all 
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the fun that we missed,
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(and now we're thinkin' about) all 
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the fun that we missed,
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thinkin' about all the fun ...