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[Verse 1]
G                                    C
Out in the audience we saw Vince Van Patton
       F                                        G
but he didn't come back stage, had to study his Latin.
G                                         C
Gettin' cigarettes the clerk said we were liars.
       F                                    G
Buddy, we saw Agnes Moorehead and a blink expires.

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[Verse 2]
G                                                  C
Carol said: hey, do you guys want to help save the whales?
         F                                         G
We said: well, sure, Carol, how much are you gonna pay us?
   G                                         C
We had to sign the papers and then we drove away,
   F                                       G
we better leave the porch light on just in case.
G                              C
When we got back the TV was on fire
       F                                      G
and we hoped all the comotion would attract a buyer.

[Chorus]
                             C       D           G         G
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed,
                               C       D           G         G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
                               C       D           G         G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
               C       D*
thinkin' about all the fun that we [Interlude] missed.

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[Verse 3]
G                      C
  Down home Assumption Rae girl,
        F                                                  G
she was sittin' on a folding chair and eatin' a package of Necco wafers.
          G                          C
But I can help to pose a question to you.
F                                   G
  Do you think I look like Mitchell Frew?

[Chorus]
                             C       D           G         G
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed,
                               C       D           G         G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
                               C       D           G         G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
               C       D*
thinkin' about all the fun that we [Interlude] missed.

[Interlude]
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[Verse 4]
   G            C
If Jesus came today
     F                                 G
he'd probably wear polyester or ranger flights, anyway.
G                                     C
All the people who care about fashion stuff,
               F                             G
well, they'd ignore him and they'd be out of luck.

[End-Chorus]
                             C       D           G         G
And now we're thinkin' about all the fun that we missed,
                               C       D           G         G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
                               C       D           G         G
(and now we're thinkin' about) all the fun that we missed,
               C       D*
thinkin' about all the fun ...