I Am The Antipope

The conclave entered into the room
Inside of it they sat, these cardinals of doom
Their votes was unanimous
The horror instantaneous
Observe! Smoke from chimney, not white but red!
They say it was the day that God bled.
Nuns weeped, holy men cursed
As they looked up onto the balcony and saw
Beelzebub the First!

I am the Anti-Pope
I am the Anti-Pope
Like a lion kills an antelope
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe
I am the Anti-Pope

Two thousand years ago
Jesus said to his travelling show
"No need for push. Do need for jostle
Peter, you is my number one apostle
Your name is mean rock, on you I build church
No longer for successor I have need for to search"
But by Judas this words was overheard
And with mighty Satan he soon conferred
"Oh, Prince of darkness, be not in hesitation
The head of God's Church needs decapitation!"

I am the Anti-Pope
I am the Anti-Pope
Like a lion kills an antelope
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe
I am the Anti-Pope

"Hey, Grim Reaper, lend me your sickle
This world needs some culling, blood needs to trickle!"
Prepare for the end, the Apocalypse approaches
It's feast time for maggots, worms and cockroaches
But here comes White Horseman, Defender of God
Exposing to everyone his powerful rod!
"I alone will fight for Jesus Christ
With sword so sharp I can make cheeses sliced"
He laughs to the Devil, he takes aim at Death
And he strikes down the enemy who takes one last breath
But too early the victor makes his victory roar
He may win this battle, but he not win the war
For, yes, Beelzebub the First is set fire to then crucifixed
But next Anti-Pope is Zladko the 666th

Yes, I am the Anti-Pope
Like a lion kills an antelope
Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe
Like a neck in a hanging rope
Like a germ in a microscope
Like a witch reads a horoscope
Like a cutter stabs an envelope
I am the Anti-Pope
There is no longer hope
Long live Molvania!