Intro:
E|---------------------------8-8---|
B|---------------------------7-7---|
G|---------------------------------|
D|------9----9-9----9-----9--------| x1
A|---------------------------------|
E|----/7--7-7----7-7---7-7---------|

E|---------------------------8-8---|
B|---------------------------7-7---|
G|---------------------------------| x3
D|------9----9-9----9-----9--------|
A|---------------------------------|
E|-------7-7----7-7---7-7----------|

[Verse 1]

I don't need her money

I don't need a ride

I got enough connections

I don't need a piece of her hide

E|---------------------|
B|---------------------|
G|-2-----5-2-------2---| plays throughout
D|-2-4-2-2-2-4-2-2-2---|
A|-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0---|
E|---------------------|
                 ^ immediate repeat
[Chorus]

I just want to please her

I just want to squeeze her

I just want to crash her

E|----------|
B|----------|
G|-9-9------| until first "crash her"
D|-9-9--9---|
A|-7-7--9---|
E|------7---|

I just want to crash her

E|----------|
B|----------|
G|-7-7------|
D|-7-7--7---|
A|-5-5--7---|
E|------5---|

 If I could only flag her down [x2]
E|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|-5-4-2-2-2-----| x2
D|-2-2-4-2-2-----|
A|-----2-0-0-----|
E|---------------|


[Solo]

[Verse 2]

Well, it's not because of her beauty

And her brand new low cut blouse

It's not because she's so snooty

Or a fine famed millionaire

It's not because she's in motion

In a brand new Cadillac car

It's not because of her lotion

 She's a real sweet candy bar
E|------------------------------|
B|------------------------------|
G|-2-----5-2-------2------------| plays throughout
D|-2-4-2-2-2-4-2-2-2------------|
A|-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0------------|
E|------------------------------|
                   ^ immediate repeat

[Chorus]
I just want to please her

I just want to squeeze her

I just want to crash her

E|----------|
B|----------|
G|-9-9------| until first "crash her"
D|-9-9--9---|
A|-7-7--9---| You can also try the shape at 442 but I find it difficult.
E|------7---|

I just want to crash her

E|----------|
B|----------|
G|-7-7------|
D|-7-7--7---|
A|-5-5--7---| Again, you can try 220, but I don't recommend it.
E|------5---|

 If I could only flag her down [x2]
E|---------------|
B|---------------|
G|-5-4-2-2-2-----| x2
D|-2-2-4-2-2-----|
A|-----2-0-0-----|
E|---------------|