E  F#m7  G#m7  A
                Add the bass y'all
E  F#m7  G#m7  A
                Add the trumpet y'all
E F#m7 G#m7 A
E F#m7 G#m7 A

[Verse 1]
E                              F#m7
 Well I'm a five on a good day six
                                 G#m7
I got plenty of things I need to fix
                                 A
A bigger chest and dimples in my face
                                       E
With those I could be pushin' seven or eight
                                 F#m7
Guitar in hand add a point to my score
                          G#m7
No car slide me down to a four
                             A
Six feet with a pair of blue eyes
                       C#m7
Brings me back up to a five

[Chorus]
C#m7          Bm7             A7  B7
 Greater than less than equal to
C#m7               A               A7  B7
 We're making this way to mathematical
C#m7          Bm7         A7          G#m7
 The value of personality seems to be dead
C#m7          A7                  A             Am7
 All walkin' around with numbered halo's on our heads,

[Verse 2]
    E                                 F#m7
Well threes want fours and fours want fives
                                    G#m7
Eights think nines have much better lives
                                  A7
And it's a reasonable question to ask
                                  E
I guess it's all how ya doing the math
                               F#m7
And I can sit and I can lie to you
                                    G#m7
And say this somethin' that I don't do
                                 A7
But I'm another number crunchin' fool
                           E
Who's calculators' way overused

[Chorus]
C#m7          Bm7             A7  B7
 Greater than less than equal to
C#m7               A               A7  B7
 We're making this way to mathematical
C#m7          Bm7         A7          G#m7
 The value of personality seems to be dead
C#m7          A7                  A             Am7
 All walkin' around with numbered halo's on our heads,

[Bridge]
        A
And I'm thinking
A                    E
Just one time I wish I could have a nine
         A                              F#m7
She'd be hot and she'd be mine just one time
        A7
But for every nine there's a two
E
Starting back at you
A7                            A
Wishing you would do what you wanted the nine to
Em  C#m7  A7
Heeey heeeeyyy
B7  Emaj7
Noooo noooo

[Verse 3]
E                          C#m7
90% of the mental judicial system
                                   C#7
Is based solely on superficial intuition
                   A7
To me that seems a bit strange
G#                                           C#m7
Only talk to people who we think we might be kissin'
                               C#7
That's a lot of ideas to be dismissing
                         F#m7
We leave it to humans to choose the criteria we can't change
E
It doesn't make sense, no doesn't make sense, doesn't make sense
        A             E            A
For the numbers to be where we are concentrating
E
In my minor sense I condense in my minor sense
A           E                    A
Asymetrical interactions simply evaporating

[Outro]
E                         F#m7
 I'm a five on a good day six
                             G#m7
Got plenty of things need to fix
                                 A
I need a formula or some sort of plan
                                    E
To try to focus on the soda not the can
F#m7  G#m7  A
Doo Oooohhhh
E  F#m7  G#m7  A  E