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G                         C
Baby we've been together for a long, long time
D                                                      G
You get home from work and then we just turn out the lights
                                   C
Lately I've been dreaming you in leather, me in lace
D                                                         G
Let's put up the teddy bears, and get out the whips and chains

G                                         C
Give me weed instead of roses, bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                      G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
                                           C
I don't need a card from Hallmark box of candy, heaven knows
         D                                        G   
Give me weed instead of roses let's see where it goes

G                                          C
Honey you don't have to worry, there ain't no one else for me
D                                      G
Lately we have fallen under the same routine
                                     C
I ain't getting any younger, oh but you don't seem to care
D                                             G
Let's trade in the boxers for some sexy underwear

G                                         C
Give me weed instead of roses, bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                      G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
                                           C
I don't need a card from Hallmark box of candy, heaven knows
         D                                        G   
Give me weed instead of roses let's see where it goes
 
[Inst]
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       G                            C
Let's send the kids to grandma and call in sick to work
    D                                              G
Put on some heavy metal, rip the phone off of the hook
                                       C
Go call your no good brother, we both know what he's been growing
          D                                                 G
I'll be waiting with the whipped cream and baby let's get going

G                                         C
Give me weed instead of roses, bring me whiskey instead of wine
D                                                      G
Every puff, every shot, you're looking better all the time
                                           C
I don't need a card from Hallmark box of candy, heaven knows
         D                                        G   
Give me weed instead of roses let's see where it goes

G                                    C
You pull out the Polaroid and I'll strike a couple poses
          D                                          G
Oh let's get a little wild bring me weed instead of roses