D    Bm        G    A7/9-
You say eether and I say eyether
 D     Bm        G    A7/9-
You say neether and I say nyther
D     D7     G      Gdim
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther
F#m          Bm5-/7      Em7   A7
Let's call the whole thing off 
D     Bm       G    A7/9-
You like potato and I like potahto
D     Bm       G   A7/9-
You like tomato and I like tomahto
D        D7       G   Gdim
Potato, potahto, tomahto, tomahto
 D           A7/9-   A7     D
Let's call the whole thing off
 G#m   F#m           B7       E
But oh, if we call the whole thing off  
 Em  A       D D7
Then we must part
 G#m  F#m       B7
And oh, if we ever part 
E         Em      A7/9-
Then that might break my heart
    D        Bm      G      A9-
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas 
D      Bm      G    A7/9-
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas
D    D7    G        Gdim
For we know we need each other
        F#m            G6     G   B7
So we better call the calling off off
Em7           A7/9-   A7   D
Let's call the whole thing off
D    Bm       G    A7/9-
You say laughter and I say lawfter 
D    Bm        G     A7/9-
You say after and I say awfter
D      D7      G    Gdim
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter 
F#m          Bm5-/7      Em7  A7
Let's call the whole thing off
D     Bm      G    A7/9-
You like Havana and I like Havahnah
D    Bm       G    A7/9-
You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs
D      D7     G    Gdim
Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs. 
D           A7/9-  A7    D
Let's call the whole thing off
 G#m   F#m           B7       E
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Em  A     D D7
Then we must part
 G#m  F#m       B7
And oh, if we ever part, 
E         Em      A7/9-
Then that might break my heart 
D      Bm        G   A7/9-
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
D       Bm       G    A7/9-
I'll take oysters and give up ersters
D    D7    G        Gdim
For we know we need each other, so we
F#m           G6      G  B7
Better call the calling off off
Em7           A7/9-   A7   D
Let's call the whole thing off