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[Verse 1]
 C
I can be the one you want
                          Am
I can be your best friend John

We can watch a game together
                         C
Or just talk about the weather


[Verse 2]
 C
I can hang out at your house
                       Am
Drinking beers on your couch

I will sit there throughout the day
                             C
Your fridge is empty by the way


[Pre-chorus 1]
 C
Then I’ll amuse your dog for hours
                                     Am
And watch your girlfriend while she showers

I will wear your favourite shirt
                           F
I will smile when you get hurt
                      G
I got issues from the past
N.C.                        C
Maybe it’s the voices in my head


[Chorus 1]
 C
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
                            Am
And recall the things I’ve done
 F                        G
My parents treated me so bad
N.C.                        C
They called me the Devil’s Son


[Verse 3]
 C
I’ll sleep on your side of the bed
                               Am
I’ll wet myself and crumble bread

Check some porn on your TV
                    C
Later touch myself maybe


[Verse 4]
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I can give your girl a call
                              Am
And say you don’t love her at all

Say you’re gay and dating Percy
                         C
And you like to beg for mercy


[Pre-chorus 2]
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Or i will sit next to your bed
                       Am
With a gun aimed at your head

It just makes me feel alive
                           F
Yeah i do weird shit at night
                        G
Now I’m howling at the moon
N.C.                        C
Look what the voices made me do


[Chorus 2]
 C
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
                           Am
And recall the things I’ve done
 F                    G
You’ve treated me so bad
N.C.                          C
You're calling me the Devil’s Son


[Verse 5]
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I could call the cops and say you’re stoned
                               Am
And that you’re in the house alone

With a loaded gun and a little girl
                                    C
We’ll be headline news around the world


[Pre-chorus 3]
 C
Maybe someday I’ll find myself
                           Am
Get a shrink and get some help

Or blow a bullet through my brain
                                 F
Lay on the tracks wait for the train
                      G
Tie a rope around my neck
N.C.                             C
Maybe then the voices won’t come back


[Chorus 3]
 C
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
                            Am
And recall the things I’ve done
 F                           G
The world has treated me so bad
N.C.                        C
They called me the Devil’s Son


[Outro]
 C
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
                             Am
And recall the things I’ve done
 F                           G
The world has treated me so bad
N.C.                        C
They called me the Devil’s Son