D A E A D A E A A A [Verse] A D Well the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore A E Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member but they keep 'im outside their door A D Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74 A E A Said the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore [Chorus] D A Well they were nervous about Waylon cause he had a crooked smile E A For many many years they never wanted Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud D A Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around E A Hell nah 'cause they're too up tight wild for real rebels like to get down [Solo] D A D E D A E A A [Verse] A D To most people listening to this it might seem like I'm talking shit A E But if you look behind the scenes of who's pulling the strings well god dammit it'll make ya sick A D Hank Williams still ain't reinstated and I'll tell ya that's fuckin' bullshit A E A And if King Jimmy Martin if he was still here he'd tell 'em all to suck his dick [Chorus] D A Well they were nervous about Waylon 'cause he had a crooked smile E A For many many years they never wanted Bocephus 'cause he's too goddamn loud D A Did you really think they ever wanted Johnny Paycheck hanging around E A Hell nah 'cause they're too up tight wild for real rebels like to get down [Verse] D A And the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore E A Well they done fucked off the people that made it when it wasn't shit before D A Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74 E A Said the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore [Outro] D A Nah the grand ole opry ain't so grand anymore E A Did you know Hank Williams ain't a member but they keep 'im outside their door D A Hell they didn't even really want Johnny Cash back in '74 E A Said the grand ole opry ain't so graaaaand aaaaanyyymore A A You know it makes me wonder folks, Has the opry sinned?